EDIT My question was misleading in that it sounded like I wanted to read/write to the client machine when what I meant was that i want to read a script, not load it, from the source computer. I just assumed since you can summon (load) a script like so
<script LANGUAGE="javascript" SRC="source.js"></script>
Then there must be some way to read source.js before, during or after loading it. I ask because I am still trying to find an answer to my previous question here. I am trying to find some way to make an object/function/class aware of the code that gave rise to it, with comments and tabs and all.