I couldn't find anything that answers my question so here it is:
I need to have a foreach loop to take each function inside of an array and run each and check if it returns true, simple enough. Like this:
$array_name = array(function1(),function2(),function3());
foreach($array_name as &$value) {
/* run each function */
/* checks if it returns true */
}
This may be so easy I just don't see it, but I can't find any definitive documentation on how to correctly implement this.