it looks a little bit like you miss more than just the click function of jQuery. You also miss jquery's selector engine, chaining, and automatic iteration across collections of objects. With a bit more effort you can minimally reproduce some of those things as well.
var myClickCapture = function (selector) {
var method, name,iterator;
if(selector.substr(0,1) === "#") {
method = "getElementById";
name = selector.substr(1);
iterator = function(fn) { fn(document[method](name)); };
} else {
method = "getElementsByTagName";
name = selector;
iterator = function(fn) {
var i,c = document[method](name);
for(i=0;i<c.length;i++){
fn(c[i]);
};
};
myClickCapture.click = function (fn){
iterator(function(e){
e.onclick=fn;
})
}
return myClickCapture;
}
I haven't tested the code, but in theory, it gets you something like this:
myClickCapture("x").click(function(e){ alert("element clicked") });
Hopefully this gives you a sense of the sorts of things jquery is doing under the covers.